Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Who will pay the bill?

A matrimonial company once told its client that they will even help them fix meetings with prospective brides and grooms. As the entire logistics of fixing a meeting is a painful one. The fees they charged was Rs. 500 for registration and Rs. 5000 if one finds a life partner through them. Clients were delighted with this scheme as it seemed very promising. All the hardwork to be done by the company right from showing appropriate matches, to follow up to kundli matching to even fixing a meeting at a suitable time and place.
One client one day suddenly calls the office and enquires casually, we have finished meeting the prospective groom at this five star hotel but were wondering who will clear the bill here? And then goes on to say that my daughter said that it has to be us but I thought no harm in checking since your company said that “we will fix the meeting for you”. company employee politely tells the gentleman that the bill and all such dues need to be settled by the client themselves only, on which client agreed and said no problem. The employee then asked if you don’t mind sir just out of curiosity how much is the bill amount, on which the client replied laughing out loud only Rs. 2800!!

Employee puts the phone and burts out laughing and wondering the kind of funny expectations people have. That saying so true, you give him an inch and he takes an ell!!

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Sunday, December 12, 2010

Next is what?

Next is what?

Told all my friends and family that I am single and ready to mingle. But no one cares too much any more. No one knows me well enough to find a right match. Registered with various marriage bureaus but not helping too much. Registered with various online matrimonial website but the same issues. Am I really asking for too much? Isn’t there anyone who will click with me? Will I ever find the perfect match? So many questions run my mind everytime I think of finding my life partner. Its become a long tiring journey now. Gave my ad in a newspaper, trying the speed dating and get together formats.

Next is what now??

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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Finding a life partner - Priority or Compulsion?

While the modern world has now so many platforms to choose from, there is still no doubt that people are facing many difficulties in finding their life partner. At one end of the spectrum is the huge choice available from online websites and portals but the other side of the story is that it is like finding a needle in a hay stack. Out of the millions of profiles available online how does one screen and pin the one that suits him or her. While today’s youth is extremely busy in establishing their career they have very little time to find a spouse. After a long and tiring week at work the weekend which would ideally preferred to be spent with friends and family or just chill out at home watching TV, another important part has now taken over that schedule. Meeting prospective bride or groom in search of their life partner.

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Saturday, October 30, 2010

Honey I need a holiday….

Once a middle class family boy and an upper class family girl meet thinking they will get married.

The girl tells the boy that we as a family go on exotic holidays for at least 30 days in a year to new destinations around the world.

If we cant do 30 days together then that year we do 2 such holidays of 15 days each. I expect to maintain at least this holiday trend once we are married.

The boy in shock simply smiles and says I don’t think we are right match.


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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

I will marry Aishwarya

A young boy around 22 years old, once comes to a matrimonial company to register himself so that the company can help him find a life partner.
The company representative asks him, what do you expect from your life partner? What kind of a person are you looking for? And other basic questions. To which the boy goes on and explains the only thing important to me is looks. My wife should be stunning! Extremely beautiful and good looking that’s the most important criteria for me. If she is not well educated I am fine. If she does not come from a very rich family I am fine. But she should be drop dead gorgeous like Aishwarya.
The matrimonial company representative listens to the boy patiently and then asks him, if you want someone like Aishwarya, wouldn’t she want some one like Abhishek?
The boy replies ya may be, but that’s fine, I shall look for my Aishwarya for a few years atleast and hopefully marry her. I am still only 22 years old. If after 5-6 years of searching I still don’t find my Aishwarya, then I will think of compromising and settling at someone else.

The father laughs and says this is today’s generation!!

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010

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Saturday, August 14, 2010

Dad what’s your salary?

Once a boy and a girl meet with their families. General discussions are happening between all of them. After a while the boys father asks the girls father "what is your salary"

The annoyed girls father wonders why he is asking such a personal question in front of everyone to him and wonders how it matters. The angry girl agitated with such a intimidating question and that also to her father, says the family has no values and respect.

First of all my father should be asking this to your son and to the contrary sons father asks the girls dad and hence rejects the boy.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Happily Married!!

Once a mother wants to enroll her 3 children with a marriage bureau. She understands the working and terms & conditions of the marriage bureau and agrees to comply with them. She is all happy and super excited that finally her children will find a life partner and get married.
After completing all the formalities of filling the form and all other paper work, she whispers that she has some confidential details to tell. so the bureau person politely asks her to continue and assures her that her details will remain confidential and private. So she finally, hesitatingly tells him that of the 3 children 2 daughters are her sisters and the son is her own. So the bureau says thats not a problem at all, we have many cases where the guardian comes to enroll for the child.
So then she says no you dont get it, the 2 daughters are of her sister and her husband. Again the bureau person is wondering what is so confidential about this and assures her not to worry and that they will find a match for the 2 prospective brides.

Then she says that her sisters husband and her own husband is the same man. They are both married to the same guy and all six of them are happily living together!!

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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Compromise – is that the only solution to finding a life partner

Well it’s the way one looks at it. compromise would have multi dimensions. Depends on what one calls a compromise. But if it is linked purely to let go then probably yes that is the answer. One has to understand and realize what he or she should let go while looking out for their life partner. Is career more important or family? Is money more important or values? Is stability a very big factor? There will be so many such questions running on a person mind while trying to decide on who will be the right life partner. Are there any right or wrong answers? Or is it purely a matter of what works and what doesn’t? Is it true that opposites attract? Then why do I try an d find a life partner with similar habits as mine?
The list of questions can go on and on but you are the right person to judge on what will suit you best so either you can decide on this one or keep waiting. Remember the famous saying though a bird in hand is better than 2 in the bush!!

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Managing Expecations

In the journey of finding ones life partner a prospective bride or groom knowing and managing expectations is an important task. Prospective brides want a groom and vice versa ,that has multiple qualities ranging from education, height, weight, personal salary, wealth, life style, habits, area of residence, size of house, type of family, family back ground and the list can go on. But in this process they forget to look at themselves in the mirror. It all begins with the I want I want I want and never what I am! That’s where lies the biggest problem in today’s generation. So it is imperative to manage these expectations and one should give it a serious though on what is important and what is ok to let go.

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